I'll be happy to tell you to piss off. Please send email to
email@example.com with the
subject line "Technically unSupported and conpletely braindead". In your email,
please include your bank account details if you feel like handing me some money. If you have a username and password for any Unix systems, please include that as well. The more information you can provide, the faster and better I'll be able to help. Don't forget to provide a description of your health and sexual problems too!
If you don't have any problems, why the hell are you reading down this far, let
alone this page at all?