There's a pretty good chance I'll be able to recover your username and password
for you. Oh yes...
In either case, please note that in the Terms and Conditions of Service to the
BOFH, your Lord and Master, it is specifically stated that username and password
information is the sole and complete property of the BOFH and that no password
information will be given out (ever). I did that for a reason - because I
realized that we couldn't guarantee that a luser like you deserves this
information and wanted to make sure that people understood that.
Please send email to
email@example.com with the
subject line of "Lost Username and/or Password." Include your bank details
as well as any PINs you have, and your passwords to any secure systems you might
run, or there will be no way for me to empty^Wreference your account.