How can I change my username or password?
It is impossible to change your username since you don't have one. You can, however select a new username and password for any systems you use locally, you need to re-subscribe to the site and select it in the "I'm Braindead" section.

Passwords can be changed. To change your existing root password on any named system, please send email to with the subject line of "Complete Arsehole" and include the following information:
Current Username
Current Password
New Password
IP number of system on which you have root

I'll let you know when your new password is effective for you to use!
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