How can I change my username or password?
It is impossible to change your username since you don't have one. You can, however select a new username and password for any systems you use locally, you need to re-subscribe to the site and select it in the "I'm Braindead" section.

Passwords can be changed. To change your existing root password on any named system, please send email to [email protected] with the subject line of "Complete Arsehole" and include the following information:
Current Username
Current Password
New Password
IP number of system on which you have root

I'll let you know when your new password is effective for you to use!
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