It is impossible to change your username since you don't have one. You can,
however select a new username and password for any systems you use locally, you
need to re-subscribe to the site and select it in the "I'm Braindead" section.
Passwords can be changed. To change your existing root password on any named
system, please send email to
[email protected] with the
subject line of "Complete Arsehole" and include the following information:
IP number of system on which you have root
I'll let you know when your new password is effective for you to use!